Oh, this red thing? Well, it was just laying here and so I thought I should protect it for you.
Packages? What packages? You mean there have been deliveries? They have stinky goodness in them? Catnip? Really? You say you didn't order it? And toys? Really!!??
You want the wallet back? I was just protecting it, really!!
Of course, Annie, I understand completely that you were just protecting the wallet. I mean, if the bean just leaves it around, that's not very safe now is it? ;)
ReplyDeleteI totally believe you, I know you are just keeping an eye on it!
ReplyDeleteWe believe you, Annie. You are just protecting it from would-be thieves! :-)
ReplyDeleteWe totally believe you, those packages were purresents!
ReplyDeleteAnnie you are SO busted!
ReplyDeleteSame thing happened at my house. My cat ordered a $500 bike. We canceled it, and Frannie is still waiting for it to arrive.
ReplyDeleteWho could doubt you - you look completely innocent!
ReplyDeleteMOL. Good job, Annie! We totally believe you. And who wouldn't? Just look at your sweet and beautiful (and innocent!) face!
ReplyDeleteAny time I can't find my wallet, it turns out Toby has pulled it out of my purse. Apparently it's a good pillow with the mess of receipts I forget to throw away!
ReplyDeleteI do find it interesting cats like to lie on anything. Is that coat hanger really comfortable?
ReplyDeleteOh yes, those boxes full of catnip and toys were presents from Santa Claus! No really, if you don't believe me, ask him! What? Too late for Santa? Well, I mean, they are presents from the Easter Bunny! Yup, seriously, look at my face! I'm innocent! Totally innocent! If you doubt me, go over to Auntie Hyacinths and ask Bailey Bear...he'll corroborate my story!
ReplyDeleteHee hee, clever girl, Annie. It's okay. The siren call of retail is hard to resist for humans too.
ReplyDeleteAnnie dear, you look just like my Minnie and that expression tells me that you're equally mischevious.
ReplyDeleteI love that in a kitty. Carry on.